For friends who are close enough to give each other presents but not close enough to kiss.
McDonald’s Gift Card – $$$
“We will never go on a date here.”
Poo-Pourri Pre-poop Spray – $9.99
Nothing says “stay away from my butt” better than a reminder we all poop.
3-Piece BFF Necklace – $8.99
Just to be clear that you're not only friends, but there is another friend of equal standing.
Mouse Taxidermy Kit – $37
This will not bring out romantic feelings.
J Crew Socks – $28
Avoid if you suspect a foot fetish.
Sitz Bath – $5.99
“Aids in relieving the discomfort of perinea conditions such as hemorrhoids, menstrual cramps, bladder or prostate infections!”
Sorry! Board Game – $7.99
Assuming they want to be more than friends, this gets the message across.
Lottery Ticket – $$$
Only sometimes disappointing!
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“The Executioner” Mosquito Swatter – $19.99
Or any other pseudo-useful present “As Seen On TV.”
A Donation To Charity In Their Name – $$$
It doubles as a holiday gift to yourself in the form of a tax exemption.
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BFF Mixtape – $2
Message received loud and clear.
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Vitamin D Tablets – $7.59
Not to be confused with that other D.